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Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Katuwang - Katuwa, Kainis part 1
Pilit ang title, pero keber na. Keri na yan kesa sa nauna kong naisip na "Mag-Asawa'y Di Biro" (cliche, duh bah?) or "Kasal, Kasali, Kasalo" (nagamit na sa pelikula). Domesticated na uli ang inyong lingkod. Parang Persian cat lang. Dating hyena na ngayo'y askal na lang. Mixed metaphor, anubeyen!
Binuksan kong muli ang talaarawang ito at nalamang June 6 pa pala ang huli kong sanaysay. (Kinakalawang na pagsusulat ko!), 11 araw bago ako natsugi sa trabaho. Wala pa kong work sa ngayon. Pensyonada lang, db? Pero hindi rin kasi ganun-ganun lang yung mga nangyari.
Ayoko nang pag-usapan ang mga nangyari sa pagitan nung huli kong pagsulat at ngayon. Pero baka mabanggit ko sa mga susunod na blog entry. Di naman ganung kabigat gaya ng sa MMK, at di rin pangkomedya tulad ng sitcom. Lahat naman tayo ay may dinadalang problema. Yung iba nilalagay sa sulatin nila, yung iba naman, kinikimkim, at yung iba, may talent talagang magsulat nang tungkol sa mga bagay na di personal kahit may pinagdadaanan sila.
Mag-iisang taon na kami sa February 2012. Sya yung bente-otso anyos na nilandi ko at inahas ko sa party ng kaibigan ko nung 2010. Sya yung walang gusto sa kaibigan ko, at nadevelop sa akin at nag-invest nang higit na emosyon sa relasyon namin. Sya din yung may dating girlfriend ng limang taon at may di malilimutang karanasan sa high school (di malilimutang sa paraang di maganda, bagkus ay nakaka-trauma pa nga).
Ako ang una nyang boyfriend. Ako legal wife. CHAR-BROILED!
(to-be continued)
Binuksan kong muli ang talaarawang ito at nalamang June 6 pa pala ang huli kong sanaysay. (Kinakalawang na pagsusulat ko!), 11 araw bago ako natsugi sa trabaho. Wala pa kong work sa ngayon. Pensyonada lang, db? Pero hindi rin kasi ganun-ganun lang yung mga nangyari.
Ayoko nang pag-usapan ang mga nangyari sa pagitan nung huli kong pagsulat at ngayon. Pero baka mabanggit ko sa mga susunod na blog entry. Di naman ganung kabigat gaya ng sa MMK, at di rin pangkomedya tulad ng sitcom. Lahat naman tayo ay may dinadalang problema. Yung iba nilalagay sa sulatin nila, yung iba naman, kinikimkim, at yung iba, may talent talagang magsulat nang tungkol sa mga bagay na di personal kahit may pinagdadaanan sila.
Mag-iisang taon na kami sa February 2012. Sya yung bente-otso anyos na nilandi ko at inahas ko sa party ng kaibigan ko nung 2010. Sya yung walang gusto sa kaibigan ko, at nadevelop sa akin at nag-invest nang higit na emosyon sa relasyon namin. Sya din yung may dating girlfriend ng limang taon at may di malilimutang karanasan sa high school (di malilimutang sa paraang di maganda, bagkus ay nakaka-trauma pa nga).
Ako ang una nyang boyfriend. Ako legal wife. CHAR-BROILED!
(to-be continued)
Monday, June 6, 2011
Current Crush: Cam Gigandet
The following photos are taken from http://socialitelife.com/35-shirtless-cam-gigandet-photos-01-2011
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Ako si Carrie. Pinanganak sa MAKATI, lumaki sa TAGUIG.
Kaya pala born MALANDI, at lumaking bagsakan ng itlog.
Charot.
Kaya pala born MALANDI, at lumaking bagsakan ng itlog.
Charot.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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Saturday, April 16, 2011
I'm On A High, Mahayhay
I was writing this while I was on eklavarva. Yes, nakiuso ako kay iurico sa PnP entry nya. Ayokong magpahuli kaya naki-ride high ako sa in ngayon - ang magpaka-bangenge.
Bakit ako nag-ecklavoo? Ganito kasi yun, I was a tad bit depressed-depressan and I made halungkat on my dresser for something to swallow, since I cant find a man's cum.
Stresstabs, witit. Myra, witit. Ascorbic, witit. Solmux chewtab, waley. Orange pill. Hmmmm...
Nakilala ko sa g4m long ago yung nagbebenta nito. Yung former booking ko eh mahilig sa Mahayhay fun vacation. Eklavich, Krista Ranillo, at Balitang K ang tinitira namin para ma-access namin ang roller coaster ride na mas matindi pa sa Battlestar Galactica o Reverse Bungy thrill.
Tinalikuran ko na yun. Thing of the past. Tapos na chapter na yun. Di ko alam na may remnants pala, parang horcrux lang ng nakaraan ko. The only way to destroy it was to swallow it. Ning, $40 paano mo sasayangin?
Pero nakuha ko yun nang libre. Si booking nagpabili sa akin ng epektos at ako'y kumupit ng ilan at tinubuan pa sya sa benta.
Ako na ang Devil Incarnacion.
Ganun na lang takot ko nung nabalitaan ko yung mga binitay sa Tsina.
Anyway, si orangeina ay dapat talaga ini-enjoy sya sa maingay at mataong lugar, hindi sa pag-iisa sa kwarto. Para tuloy akong baliw - ang saya ko pero I dont have anyone to share it to. Nanlalamig ang buo kong katawan, at naghahahanap ako ng kayakap at kahalikan at kachukchakan, pag ganitong napaka-sensitive ng katawan ko sa kaunting kanti ng haplos at hagod ng kamay. Ewwww, self molestation.
Anyway, Macapagal highway, I decided to call a blogger friend overseas. Gusto ko lang ng kachikahan in the middle of a sleepless night. Nakailang jack and beanstalk na ko, dugo na lalabas sa akin pero di pa rin ako makatulog. Pinipigil daw ang ejaculation, tseh! Mind over matter. Napipiga ko pa yung bagong gawang modtax sa ratsky ko eh. TMI na. TMI.
Kinumusta ko si blogger friend. He has this situation with a girl, but things didnt work out. Okay na daw sya kay pechay. Since we were talking, he remembered a dream of his that he dreamed of the other night, with daylight saving time. Nag-scooby doo daw kami. Sabi nya, hinipan daw nya ko (blow). Hinipan ko din daw sya. At sa huli, kinangkong nya ko sa talbos ng kamote.
Sobrang ewww naman ako, like nandiri with matching shrieks and squeaks. High pitch na tinalo ang whistle blow ni Mariah.
Nagkita na kami nito sa Pinas once, and that was last year pa. This blogger friend is a brother to me. The thought of doing it with him is far fetched.
Bloger-friend:"it's just a dream. no big deal."
Me: "Ah ganon. No big deal pala. Ganyan lang naman ako sa mga lalaki eh, no big deal! Wala lang pala ako sa yo, tseh!"
Biglang naglabasan ang mga bagaheng nawala ng Cebu Pacific nung naglakbay mulang Manila to Singapore! Hahahaha!
Inaway-away ko kuno si blogger friend. Pero chika lang yun. Of all people, bakit ako pa mapapanaginipan nya? And of all dreams, yun pang sexual. I know this blogger friend to b straight (or so I think he gets it on with females - charing lang, friend, kung nagbabasa ka, I'm sure you're straight), God-fearing, and serves a lot in his community.
So, really, it's no big deal to him. I even began to psychoanalyze him by asking him what he felt when we were doing it. He said nagulat daw sya. Yet, the dream went on. Take note, hindi daw sya nilabasan. To which I replied na "eh hindi naman ako hot para labasan kayong mga lalake. Hindi naman talaga kayo nilalabasan sa akin." Hahahaha, Yumaman ang airline sa overbaggage ko. Potah!
Mga ilang echusan pa ang naganap at kinumusta ko naman sila ni pechay. Di naging maganda takbo ng mga pangyayari sa kanila ni Depechay Mode. So I told him na lang na he should get over it and move on. If the girl still communicates with him, just reply casually without furthering the conversation. That way, she wouldn't feel he's bitter about their situation and at the same time she wouldn't feel he's still needy or clingy or whatever. Yeah, it's normal to be bitter at first, because one would feel disappointment, frustration, and upset feelings after things don't work out. But it is mature to be civil to the other person.
The great irony of life - galing mong magbigay ng advise, sarili mo di mo matulungan sa situation mo. Haist. Ibang storya na yun. At the time of this writing, O and Mksurf8 may prolly be revelling in the clubs. I had to stay indoors. Magagalit ang jowa.
Yes, may jowa na ko. Happy weekend!
Bakit ako nag-ecklavoo? Ganito kasi yun, I was a tad bit depressed-depressan and I made halungkat on my dresser for something to swallow, since I cant find a man's cum.
Stresstabs, witit. Myra, witit. Ascorbic, witit. Solmux chewtab, waley. Orange pill. Hmmmm...
Nakilala ko sa g4m long ago yung nagbebenta nito. Yung former booking ko eh mahilig sa Mahayhay fun vacation. Eklavich, Krista Ranillo, at Balitang K ang tinitira namin para ma-access namin ang roller coaster ride na mas matindi pa sa Battlestar Galactica o Reverse Bungy thrill.
Tinalikuran ko na yun. Thing of the past. Tapos na chapter na yun. Di ko alam na may remnants pala, parang horcrux lang ng nakaraan ko. The only way to destroy it was to swallow it. Ning, $40 paano mo sasayangin?
Pero nakuha ko yun nang libre. Si booking nagpabili sa akin ng epektos at ako'y kumupit ng ilan at tinubuan pa sya sa benta.
Ako na ang Devil Incarnacion.
Ganun na lang takot ko nung nabalitaan ko yung mga binitay sa Tsina.
Anyway, si orangeina ay dapat talaga ini-enjoy sya sa maingay at mataong lugar, hindi sa pag-iisa sa kwarto. Para tuloy akong baliw - ang saya ko pero I dont have anyone to share it to. Nanlalamig ang buo kong katawan, at naghahahanap ako ng kayakap at kahalikan at kachukchakan, pag ganitong napaka-sensitive ng katawan ko sa kaunting kanti ng haplos at hagod ng kamay. Ewwww, self molestation.
Anyway, Macapagal highway, I decided to call a blogger friend overseas. Gusto ko lang ng kachikahan in the middle of a sleepless night. Nakailang jack and beanstalk na ko, dugo na lalabas sa akin pero di pa rin ako makatulog. Pinipigil daw ang ejaculation, tseh! Mind over matter. Napipiga ko pa yung bagong gawang modtax sa ratsky ko eh. TMI na. TMI.
Kinumusta ko si blogger friend. He has this situation with a girl, but things didnt work out. Okay na daw sya kay pechay. Since we were talking, he remembered a dream of his that he dreamed of the other night, with daylight saving time. Nag-scooby doo daw kami. Sabi nya, hinipan daw nya ko (blow). Hinipan ko din daw sya. At sa huli, kinangkong nya ko sa talbos ng kamote.
Sobrang ewww naman ako, like nandiri with matching shrieks and squeaks. High pitch na tinalo ang whistle blow ni Mariah.
Nagkita na kami nito sa Pinas once, and that was last year pa. This blogger friend is a brother to me. The thought of doing it with him is far fetched.
Bloger-friend:"it's just a dream. no big deal."
Me: "Ah ganon. No big deal pala. Ganyan lang naman ako sa mga lalaki eh, no big deal! Wala lang pala ako sa yo, tseh!"
Biglang naglabasan ang mga bagaheng nawala ng Cebu Pacific nung naglakbay mulang Manila to Singapore! Hahahaha!
Inaway-away ko kuno si blogger friend. Pero chika lang yun. Of all people, bakit ako pa mapapanaginipan nya? And of all dreams, yun pang sexual. I know this blogger friend to b straight (or so I think he gets it on with females - charing lang, friend, kung nagbabasa ka, I'm sure you're straight), God-fearing, and serves a lot in his community.
So, really, it's no big deal to him. I even began to psychoanalyze him by asking him what he felt when we were doing it. He said nagulat daw sya. Yet, the dream went on. Take note, hindi daw sya nilabasan. To which I replied na "eh hindi naman ako hot para labasan kayong mga lalake. Hindi naman talaga kayo nilalabasan sa akin." Hahahaha, Yumaman ang airline sa overbaggage ko. Potah!
Mga ilang echusan pa ang naganap at kinumusta ko naman sila ni pechay. Di naging maganda takbo ng mga pangyayari sa kanila ni Depechay Mode. So I told him na lang na he should get over it and move on. If the girl still communicates with him, just reply casually without furthering the conversation. That way, she wouldn't feel he's bitter about their situation and at the same time she wouldn't feel he's still needy or clingy or whatever. Yeah, it's normal to be bitter at first, because one would feel disappointment, frustration, and upset feelings after things don't work out. But it is mature to be civil to the other person.
The great irony of life - galing mong magbigay ng advise, sarili mo di mo matulungan sa situation mo. Haist. Ibang storya na yun. At the time of this writing, O and Mksurf8 may prolly be revelling in the clubs. I had to stay indoors. Magagalit ang jowa.
Yes, may jowa na ko. Happy weekend!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Slapped
(composed in July of 2010)
"Kung di ka nya kayang pagkagastusan, hindi ka karapat-dapat!"
Pak! Harshness kung harshness ang delivery.
May dalawa akong kumare na appreciate na appreciate ko ang points of view. Parang angel sa kanan at angel sa kaliwa lang ang dating. Yung angel locsin ko, was supportive of me pursuing my guy. In fact, we called ourselves Mrs (insert the last names of our boyfriends-who-never-were). Haha. Well, I stopped pursuing him. I decided to drop it off sa kanto ng EDSA at mag-drive palayo at manirahan sa bulubundukin ng Baguio.
Yung angel aquino ko, aka Vera, slapped me with reality. True enough, there's truth in what she said. Toink.
"Kung di ka nya kayang pagkagastusan, hindi ka karapat-dapat!" Umalingangaw yan sa kamalayan ko. Sabagay, my guy deserves better. I don't need a relationship with someone else for the meantime. Charlatan. I was all along infatuated with the guy. It wasn't love. It was obsession.
Ganito pala ang nao-obsess, kalokah.
I need to enrich my relationship with myself for now. I've been hard on myself lately for nothing.
I know you guys are tired of reading/learning about this from me.
Tungkol naman sa nasabi ni Vera, may point naman sya eh. If the guy doesn't make a move, it tells you that you may not be worth the while. I'm not referring to coming up with fancy dinners or fabulous getaways. I'm talking about the simple things: catching a movie, spend some time chatting at the coffee shop, or hear sunset mass on a weekend. I guess, it was clear to me that he's not that into me.
Anyway, life goes on for Carrie.
Kahit pag nababanggit ang pangalan nya, kumikibot ang puso ko at may luhang gustong kumawala sa gilid ng kanang mata ko.
Kasi I miss him.
Kahit binibiro ako ng kaibigan na, "I thought you're getting there".
Kasi I'm just getting by.
Kahit overrated ang cyber hugs at cyber kisses from cyber friends.
Kasi I need them.
Kahit naglilitanya ako nang walang kamatayan, nagagawa kong makausad sa buhay.
Kasi nandiyan kayo. :)
"Kung di ka nya kayang pagkagastusan, hindi ka karapat-dapat!"
Pak! Harshness kung harshness ang delivery.
May dalawa akong kumare na appreciate na appreciate ko ang points of view. Parang angel sa kanan at angel sa kaliwa lang ang dating. Yung angel locsin ko, was supportive of me pursuing my guy. In fact, we called ourselves Mrs (insert the last names of our boyfriends-who-never-were). Haha. Well, I stopped pursuing him. I decided to drop it off sa kanto ng EDSA at mag-drive palayo at manirahan sa bulubundukin ng Baguio.
Yung angel aquino ko, aka Vera, slapped me with reality. True enough, there's truth in what she said. Toink.
"Kung di ka nya kayang pagkagastusan, hindi ka karapat-dapat!" Umalingangaw yan sa kamalayan ko. Sabagay, my guy deserves better. I don't need a relationship with someone else for the meantime. Charlatan. I was all along infatuated with the guy. It wasn't love. It was obsession.
Ganito pala ang nao-obsess, kalokah.
I need to enrich my relationship with myself for now. I've been hard on myself lately for nothing.
Tungkol naman sa nasabi ni Vera, may point naman sya eh. If the guy doesn't make a move, it tells you that you may not be worth the while. I'm not referring to coming up with fancy dinners or fabulous getaways. I'm talking about the simple things: catching a movie, spend some time chatting at the coffee shop, or hear sunset mass on a weekend. I guess, it was clear to me that he's not that into me.
Anyway, life goes on for Carrie.
Kahit pag nababanggit ang pangalan nya, kumikibot ang puso ko at may luhang gustong kumawala sa gilid ng kanang mata ko.
Kasi I miss him.
Kahit binibiro ako ng kaibigan na, "I thought you're getting there".
Kasi I'm just getting by.
Kahit overrated ang cyber hugs at cyber kisses from cyber friends.
Kasi I need them.
Kahit naglilitanya ako nang walang kamatayan, nagagawa kong makausad sa buhay.
Kasi nandiyan kayo. :)
Friday, March 18, 2011
Puki Song
Magpo-post sana ako ng rant entry today. Pero kulang ako sa negative vibes para maglabas ng sama ng loob. Nung binahagi ito ng kaibigan ko sa Facebook, natuwa ako kaya't ito na lang ang ise-share ko. May transcript pa. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
Ang puki ko na kulay rosas
Namumukadkad pag hinimas-himas
At ang namumulang talulot
dinadaluhong ng mga bubuyog.
Kapag ako'y nalilibugan,
tumitihaya kahit sa lansangan
At ang bawat makakita,
agad-agad akong pinapatungan.
Iniiyut-iyut-iyot
ang puki kong makipot
Namumula't sariwa
Namamasa ang hiwa
Tigigund-tigidung-tigidong
Nagsalsal na si Dudong
Wala nang makita
ang butas ko at kweba.
Ganyan ang dalaga
Lalo pa't merung regla!
Lyrics:
Ang puki ko na kulay rosas
Namumukadkad pag hinimas-himas
At ang namumulang talulot
dinadaluhong ng mga bubuyog.
Kapag ako'y nalilibugan,
tumitihaya kahit sa lansangan
At ang bawat makakita,
agad-agad akong pinapatungan.
Iniiyut-iyut-iyot
ang puki kong makipot
Namumula't sariwa
Namamasa ang hiwa
Tigigund-tigidung-tigidong
Nagsalsal na si Dudong
Wala nang makita
ang butas ko at kweba.
Ganyan ang dalaga
Lalo pa't merung regla!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Choserang Tanong
Guys, pag ang monthsary friendsary ninyo ay pumatak ng 31, ano'na petsa ang sinusunod ninyo sa buwan ng Pebrero at yung mga buwan na hanggang a-trenta lang?
Thanks sa mga magrereply. :)
photo credit here: http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/edzcel/monthsary.jpg
Thanks sa mga magrereply. :)
photo credit here: http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/edzcel/monthsary.jpg
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Umaarte
Roses are red, violets are blue.
This day's almost over, I wanna end it with you.
But if you're busy and unable to go,
I know you're with me, and will always be my 'beau'...
~Carrie~
photo credit: http://media.photobucket.com/image/love/xsoxdamnxcleverx/photography/kissing-1.png?o=6
This day's almost over, I wanna end it with you.
But if you're busy and unable to go,
I know you're with me, and will always be my 'beau'...
~Carrie~
photo credit: http://media.photobucket.com/image/love/xsoxdamnxcleverx/photography/kissing-1.png?o=6
Monday, February 14, 2011
HKT (HangKaTi)
Ayokong sabihing bumangon ako sa pagkakalibing. More like, muling nagising si Sleeping Beauty matapos hagkan ng kanyang Prinsipe. Fairytale ending: beach getaway. Destination: Phuket. Nagkaroon ng konting anxiety kasi kapapanood ko pa lang ng "Hereafter", at ayoko namang maging washed out beauty ng tsunami, or maging Cherie Gil.
Share ko lang ang ilang mga pictures sa marikit na isla ng Thailand:
Share ko lang ang ilang mga pictures sa marikit na isla ng Thailand:
Monkey beach
Kalurks
Nagpatatoo nang slight
Nag-motorbike at dumayo sa ibang lugar para kumain
Nag-snorkeling ng slight-slight
Food trip galore
Di ako kumuha ng mga larawan ng mga turista sa Phuket, at ayokong ma-jombag ako ng aking semi-quasi-pseudo-jowaers. Pero ang masasabi ko lang, para kaming nasa panaderia - napaligiran talaga kami ng pan de sal at monay. Kulang na lang magdala ako ng 'sang kalderong kanin sa kalye, at solb na ang meals ko sa araw na yun. Pero hindi. Busog ako. Busog ako sa pag-ibig! Tienes!!!
Aaanhin ko ang 6-packs? May pag-ibig naman akong kasa-kasama, di ba? Umaarte lang. Hehehe
Friday, January 7, 2011
First Friday of 2011
I can do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Now what's your name?
My name is ~Carrie~, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derri-
erre, you can stare but if you touch it I'ma bury
Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's witcha
I don't gotta talk about it baby you can see it
But if you want I'll be happy to repeat it
My name is ~Carrie~, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derri-
erre, you can stare but if you touch it I'ma bury
Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's witcha
I can talk about it cause I know that I'm pretty
And if you know it too then ladies sing it with me
All eyes on me when I walk in,
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk my talk the way I drip
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Aye, now do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock
All my ladies do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Now what's your name?
My name is ~Carrie~, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derri-
erre, you can stare but if you touch it I'ma bury
Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's witcha
I don't gotta talk about it baby you can see it
But if you want I'll be happy to repeat it
My name is ~Carrie~, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derri-
erre, you can stare but if you touch it I'ma bury
Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girl that's witcha
I can talk about it cause I know that I'm pretty
And if you know it too then ladies sing it with me
All eyes on me when I walk in,
No question that this girl's a 10
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
My walk my talk the way I drip
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
Aye, now do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock
All my ladies do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock rock rock
Do the pretty girl rock
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