Joke of the Day

"An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean,male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB: "Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
CONSUL: "Oh dear!"
ARAB: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast..!!"