I ended up in another blogger's bed. Everything was a blur as I passed out.
All I remembered were Chijmes, lots of red wine, cute caucasians and asians, and live band. I was with Bien aka Orally aka Ms Pouting Lips of Seduction aka size queen 2 of Singapore (who by the way complained about Java man's weenus - laglagan na), Peter (who found out about my and Bien's blogs, thanks to the queen's laptop), Mksurf8 (who is flying to Manila the following day), my ex-officemate (who was shocked by my outing last time - walang pasabi eh sinayawan at nilandeh nang nilandeh si Peter sa harap nya) and the rest of the Brady bunch.
For the whole story and the rest of the details, tune in to orally's blog.
So, there I was... empty piece of a shell, minding my own world. Without even knowing what love and life is all about... Choz!
I woke up with a massive headache. The blogger was on the other side of his king-sized bed wearing shorts. And only shorts! Natulala ako. Nangilid ang luha. I feel violated. Charot na maharot!
Hahaha, checka lang. Nung pinagmasdan ko sya, ang sexy nya. Sarap gapangin. Hahahaha!!! Sanay na kayo sa kakatihan ko. Keri na.
Maraming salamat sa hospitality mo, mksurf8. Never pa naman akong sumuka sa maling lugar, at ang ganda ng condo mo para dumihan ko. Grabe, ang puti at ang linis ng place mo, at pakiramdam ko, ako lang ang dumi dun. Hahahaha! Sinalo mo ang pekpek ko. Ang panata ko nung gabing yun eh uuwi ng alas-onse. Nauwi sa umaga. Pagkauwi, naghanda na ko para sa work.
Pero super fun.
Carrie darling, paano exactly sinalo ni Mksurf8 ang pekpek mo? =)
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Kane, I had too much alcohol last night, and Mksurf8 was gracious - make that generous - to take me to his humble abode and let me rest there. If not for him, sa gutter ako pupulutin. Hehe
ReplyDeleteIkaw talaga, I was just teasing you! Ang seryoso ng sagot! Baka lang sinalo niya ang pepe mo in other ways. (Grins)
ReplyDeleteuna, di ko to iba-blog dahil lugi ako that night choz!
ReplyDelete2nd, di ako size queen (minsan)lolz. natataon lang talaga teh na dakila ang karamihan sa kanila, di ko naman yun hiningi. char
sorry naman, intremitida kasi si petra, nagingialam ng gamit ng may gamit, so malamang binabasa nya ngayon tong comment na toh
at maglulupasay din ako sa kalasingan next time na lalabas tayo para makatabi si mksurf8 sa kama
OMG. lol!
ReplyDeleteoo nga kane. ang serious ng sagot ni tita. hihi
ReplyDeletegusto ko rin ma-meet ang dyosang Mksurf8!
hahaha girl sorry naman automatic sakin ang ganung suot. deadma may kasama pala! buti na lang di ako nag all the way! charoz yoko mabuntis or makabuntis! Lol! But yeah it was fun!
ReplyDelete@kane: wala akong na feel na fekfek! :)
AHA!!! sabi na ngaba, may nangrari sa inyo! ahahhaha
ReplyDeleteMAKAMANDAG KA TALAGA CARIDAD!! bwahhaha..
kwawang Mksurf8, I'm sure ginapang mo sya bwhaha :P