#1
Mature guy: "Have we met before?"
Me: "I think we did (have dapat, self-correction)."
MG: "Really?'
Me: "Yeah. In this place."
MG: "Oh."
Me: "Twice already."
*Awkward silence. He obviously didn't remember*
Me: "(a bit embarrased) I'll see you around."
#2
Cute nerdy guy: "I gotta have poppers to excite me."
Me: "Ok. Have you tried a more adventurous type of sex?"
CNG: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Uhm, the one with ice and e?"
CNG: "Ice and e?"
Me: "Yeah, ice is blah blah blah... it makes you blah blah blah... E is blah blah blah... It makes you blah blah blah"
CNG: *confused look*
Me: "Wait, are you a police?"
CNG: evil laftir
Parang gusto ko yata magbalik loob sa bathouse ah!
ReplyDelete@Mugen, naisip ko, mag back to back to back tayo nina McVie. Hehehe!
ReplyDeletena-feel ko naman ang awkward silence dun tita. kakaloka. :)
ReplyDeletelols..i haven't been to one..ma try nga (saan ba mga bathhouses d2? ehehe)
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