May Sinasabi Ka?

Tarayan din lang naman ang nasa atmosphere ng blogosphere, eto ang hirit ng isang kaibigan sa isang taga-land of lah:

In a bar, my friend with a group of PLU's ala United Colors of Benetton

Land of Leh: "Filipinos? They come here to steal our jobs."


Land of Leh: "These Filipinos are maids and whores."


Land of Leh: "Some of them are very loud and boisterous."


Friend of Mine: "Do you have a job right now?"


LL: "No."


FM: "Do you have maids in your house?"


LL: "Yeah. They're Indonesians and Vietnamese."


FM: "Do you have a girlfriend right now?"


LL: "No. I pay Indonesian, Cambodian, or Thai hookers."


FM: "Hmmm"


FM: "Probably the reason why you don't have a job right now is that some Filipino was more competent to do your job."


FM: "And probably why you don't have Filipino maids is because Filipinos are one of the highest paid domestic help here."


FM: "And probably why you don't pay Filipino hookers is because they're one of the most expensive workers."


LL: (With the look of surprise and confusion) "You don't happen to be Filipino, are you?"


FM: "I am Filipino." (sabay walk out).

Palakpakan ang mga bakla sa club.